Monday 5 January 2009

Guppy, The Brown Guy & The Indians

Statutory Warning: This is a result of one whole month in Kolkata and in an ad agency. Enter at your own risk.

There lived a man named Guppy Ram in a remote village near Puri. He loved a thing called Papeto more than anything else in the world. But the Jains in the village hated it and wanted to get rid of it. So he decided to change the way Papeto looked. So that they never find it and hence can never destroy it.
Guppy Ram sought the help of a brown guy who sprouted a white moustache often. This brown guy with the help of his hot Indian frens disguised Papeto and gave him a complete makeover. The Jains never found Papeto and Guppy Ram was elated. But then, Orissa got flooded and Puri got filled with water. This led to the birth of Pani Puri!
[A few months later]

Guppy Ram was really sad and remained chup after that disaster. So Pani puri is called Gup-Chup in Orissa. And oh.. Guppy Ram was obese... Probably why in North India, they call him Gol-Guppa!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Haha, such a joker you are. :)

I miss the nonstop ...

Karthik said...

hehe...really funny...

Unknown said...

Yo .. One admirer gained here.. I like your style a lot .. not extremely humoros .. but still laidback and in a light tone .. something U can smile (all teeth showing smile ;-) ) ur way thru .. :) ..