I did not belong to a political party and intend to move to another one. And no, I am not deciding between Dark Chocolate ice cream and the Litchee flavoured one. I like exaggerating, but not that much.
My heart is torn between two teams in the Indian Premier League. My life is divided between Chennai and Kolkata - so is my loyalty. I love rosogulla and shingara, as much as I relish my crisp dosa and onion sambhar. I enjoy my cha and I still need my filter kaapi. I am as nostalgic about Judges Court Road in Alipore, as I am about Besant Nagar in Adyar. Is it the Kolkata Knight Riders or is it the Chennai Super Kings?
Chennai Super Kings lost so badly to the Mumbai Indians yesterday. I was terribly disappointed, but then I saw a peaceful means for revenge. Kolkata will bash up the Mumbai team in tomorrow's game. Muahahaha! [Evil Grin]
Gosh... I am trying to create some sort of relationship between the Knight Riders and the Super Kings, instead of reaching a conclusion. I am really dreading a day - 3 days from now - May 18th, 2008. The day when my two teams clash again - when my heart will be torn into two innings. And oh.. did I already mention that I like exaggerating?
Thursday, 15 May 2008
Thursday, 1 May 2008
Do you mind?
Have you ever used the phrase ‘Do you mind’ in a question? And did you receive a weird answer?
Mr.X: “Yes...yes. ”
Me: [Wondering why he doesn’t want the AC!]
Errr… Ok. No problem.
Mr.X: Ya. No problem for me too. Put it no!
Me: Oh… you don’t mind the AC?
Mr. X: No… Noooo
Me: Well... [&*#$%#]
Mr. X instructs the driver to switch the AC on.
Me: Sigh of Relief!
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Me: Do you mind sitting next to the window?
Ms. Y: Yea… yea.
Me: It’s really cold…So…if you could…
Ms. Y: [Makes way for me to get the ‘window seat’]
Me: [&*$%$%]
--------------Me: Do you mind taking a picture?
Random guy in
Me: Ummm…
Random guy in
Me: [confused and posing for the picture]
--------------And oh... there's this song called 'Do you mind' which goes like this:
Do you mind if I ask you a question
Do you mind if I swear not to hurt you
Do you mind if I bring her still with me
Do you mind if I forget and thank you
Do you mind if I juggle the meaning
Do you care that I wear only silver
Do you care that set only stone
Are you angry the you I'm adopting
Is only a pretense at home
Do you mind if I make you wear earrings
Like she did, like you did before
Do you mind for I think I still love you
Do you mind
Always have
Evermore
All I can say is NEVER MIND and would you mind if I use ‘would you mind’ the next time?
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